(Concerning shoddy programming involving an NCR NPC who thinks he's at somewhere he isn't.) Dog: (while eating a Ghost Person, if you have the Wild Wasteland perk) OM NOM NOM. Jul 18, 2017 - joshua graham best badass of fallout new vegas and ulysses - #135206664 added by eatcawk at Graham Not fucking many! You buy one! I hate my life. ButterDuck. 7. When not playing games I come up with all sorts of names, which I instantly forget when it comes time to register my character. When the Think-Tank first encounters the Courier, they mistake the finger and toes for. This page lists all named characters in Fallout: New Vegas. Courier: It's a real mess in here - four bodies. slightly tilted when looking at the screen. Fallout New Vegas. ED-E: You challenge your team's resident, Beating her with 10 Endurance is freaking hilarious as she's bested. by. Until then, a workaround is to remove food/water items from Rex/ED-E before hungry, hungry sandboxing folks get near those dudes. you need to perform brain surgery on Caesar to remove a tumor. And there's her hatred of the Battle Cattle (Caesar's Legion). That's right: You get a robot that supplies you with Battle Music. The Couriers finally, really did it. On July 5, 2016, Bethesda added 300 new names to Codsworth's vocabulary. Courier: It was all her idea. Many argue that it is actually the best game in the series due to its many factions, an interesting setting, true roleplaying choices, and of course, its humor.The courier is just one character, but they serve some of the franchise's most hilarious lines. After the Courier holds a hand up: NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND-PENISES! After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other Sink personalities decided enough was enough, and dumped the Toaster in a bathtub. Especially since, thanks to economy of voice acting, he doesn't bat an eye when you declare "I is scientistic.". A little.". Especially the ones showing his traumatic memories of Richie Marcus. Ohhh... Random Drunk: Is there anything more beautiful than a busty brahmin riding a caravaneer off into the sunset? Let me know if you want more of these videos by liking or subscribing! Boxcars: Are you fucking kidding me!? :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFg0GMCmSFSoOQCwJTu7UAQ You won't hear from him again. Jack: What do you mean helpful? Mugs mugs mugs! You are given the "G.I. From the epilogue, if you went Independent: Getting past REPCONN HQ's top floor security with. Yes Man: That's fantastic! No. No-Bark: Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-Bark, but they don't pay no mind. Marjorie: He always was a bit of a pill, Mortimer. Raul: HEY! Make me take my medicine! Boom! ninja fish23. In the middle of Powder Ganger territory. No. Gift, to remind you of visions. You're browsing the GameFAQs Message Boards as a guest. In Honest Hearts, when you get the unique Yao Guai Gauntlet after tripping out on datura: Another one from White Bird, if you happen to have. If you attempt this on most medical personnel by targeting them and typing in "getav medicine" you will typically get responses around 50-60, Doc Mitchell himself having a medical level of 64, and Arcade Gannon having a very impressive 99. No. Courier: [Confirmed Bachelor] You too tense. Courier: Do you record everything that's said around you? Courier: (paraphrase) Oh come on, he's just a convicted criminal. Or would have, if they hadn't preferred to shoplift, bounce checks and steal gas. Lines are assigned to characters by who voices them, not the voice they speak in. Pretty much anything Dr. Ada Straus says. I inspect all of the captives myself, and there was no "Dentata". gearboy. Courier (paraprashed): Life's really confusing and stuff, and I don't know what's going on. They're tiny little machines I can put inside you that can make you stronger, faster, or smarter. Fallout 76 is the first online game in the franchise and there is an encouragement for players to use a name for their character. Need a new nickname? An example of which is the set of. The one Follower scientist in HELIOS One is someone you can have low intelligence conversations with. At Nellis, talking to one of the Boomers about food: Even better is the failed speech check at Mojave Outpost when trying to get Meyers pardoned by the NCR: Trying to get the White Glove Society to fess up about a kidnapping: Trying to convince Mr. House to pay you extra for the delivery of the Platinum Chip: Failing to convince drug-runner Jack to make beneficial chems: When attempting to set a couple of Freeside addicts back on the straight-and- narrow, but lacking the scientific knowledge to know what the hell you're talking about: Trying to get a shady character to offer to sell you Jet: Showing a Legionnaire how to disarm mines. While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup on a shelf. While this was going on, my companion was out in the hall still. I ended the conversation and a half second later, with comedic timing that can only be called legendary, Veronica comes in from offscreen left and brains the ghoul with a ballistic fist. "Maybe you wanted to drive a race car...". The penis on its hand is getting an erection. ", "Initiating crowd appeasal protocol: Howdy folks! On the road between Goodsprings and Sloan, there's an extremely ironic pre war sign indicating that "Hitchhikers may be escaped prisoners". Veronica: Silliest dressed band of raping, slaving marauders you'll see east of California, I'll say that. "...Wow. Kimball: Thank you, thank you. Features: Fully compatible with all mods, including WMX/WME. Courier: On second thought, I'll tough it out. Discover more posts about fallout-new-vegas. After Yes-Man happily tells of how he successfully calculated the best way for Benny to kill the Courier and grab the chip, you can tell him: If you tell Yes Man that you got a faction to side with either the NCR or the Legion instead of him: And then there's this conversation option if you side with him: His description of the Great Khans. He is sent by Joshua Graham to greet the Courier upon entering Zion. Courier: What? This Troper arranged to have sex with Sarah at the Vault 21 Hotel, and while she was still asleep afterwards I pickpocketed her uniform so she'd have to walk around in her underwear. Dr. Usanagi will introduce herself to you and says she sells implants. I'm going to kill every Legion in there if that's not a problem. Paladin : No! Also at the Ultra-Luxe if you kill Benny: The leader of the White Gloves' reaction to one of her colleagues attempting to surreptitiously reintroduce them to cannibalism: Sometimes random NPC combat phrases and good timing make for excellent comedy. Random White Glove: I know Benny was murdered, but if you ask me, the real crime was that chequered jacket. Gee, thanks for blowing my cover! Pretty much the entire conversation with your brain. Oh, you want a cure? When you greet him, you can respond like so: If you have an "Accepted" reputation in Freeside, this sometimes causes a hilarious plot hole. Courier: How did you get to be a member? Fallout: New Vegas. That's a solution. Fallout: New Vegas - Honest Hearts Review. Big... flying machines, right? Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? Because they are not NPCs (in code, they are "creatures"), this is "legitimate" behavior. Beatrix: Feed a man for free and he'll be back asking for more. Phillipe: I am the god of neo-Brahmin cuisine! His name wasn't on the pictures and posters, just "The King". Although I hear the soldiers mount each other as much as they mount their women, so maybe they did keep a little something from the Empire. Last edited by Saturday Morning Lilligant; Jan 6, 2018 @ 11:37pm #11. My hat is off to you, that takes balls. Or for those of us with Terrifying Presence, watch the BOS Paladins who've been treating you like pricks for the entire quest suddenly turn in to, Followed by Veronica with "Uh, you were kidding just now when you said that thing about the Codex...right?". "Citizens of Utobitha should not be seen running like scared little humans!" He's also someone who can be affected by the Confirmed Bachelor perk. Thank you for making me rich! The story of Vikki & Vance, and wide swath of crime and violence they cut across the United States. That's...not funny...you getting shot in the head. Straus: Can you hold still then? Fallout: New Vegas/Funny < Fallout: New Vegas. Random Drunk: Woohoo! Where applicable, weapons were named from the IMFDB. Fisto: Numbness will subside in several minutes. You will never survive my deadly Robo-Scorpions, Technological-Terrors and uh... my bigger, more atomic versions of these things, Duct Tape, Cram, and a comic book about a cat burglar, which might be less useful than in 3 if you have the Piercing Strike perk, "The Same Could Be Said Of All Religious Weapons" and "You Don't Belong In This World!". Recruiting Cass usually requires high skill checks, but the highest one (Barter 75) has the best pay off in sheer hilarity. What the fuck ya got against us, man!? Canyon Runner: I think my Latin is better than yours. Nightkin: Tumble-whats? I wanna make some toast. Courier: I'd like to talk about a different subject. Hey! Yes Man: We can use the chip to bypass the system and exploit it! White Bird: Hola, outsider. Benny: The cleaners will knock twice. Sweet lord, I don't even have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is! White or transparent. The Courier: I love you and your little hat. Unique Fallout New Vegas Stickers designed and sold by artists. This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by two giant fuckbots. Random Drunk: Hey, you gotta keep your bitches in line! There's something inherently funny about how he seems to loathe them yet is so delightfully happy about it. Feed a man a bullet. Especially the noises. This list will give players a glimpse of some of the most bonkers quests in Fallout: New Vegas. Courier: I'm serious. Let us help you! Full stop. [[[Beat]]] All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Then there's this fridge you find with a skeleton in it, with a rather distinctive hat. This is meant to be, baby! Blues" quest because body guard Orris has figured out all of the others the King has sent to investigate him are associated with the gang. Dumb dialogue is always a riot. Klein's reaction to the slash is priceless. As you follow him down the road, pretending not to work for the Kings, one of the Kings promptly runs up to you and happily announces you're in good standing with the Kings and gives you free stuff. Fallout 3 and New Vegas Modding Guide. Courier: Just stick your finger down your throat, that'll clean you out in no time! Nightkin: You want to buy wind-brahmin? Courier: I'm the courier Benny shot. In a similar vein, During Boone's recruitment quest, I talked to. ...Er. In that vein, everything after you inform the Toaster that the world, Again with Wild Wasteland, you can come across. So, you enter the north gate of Freeside and hire Orris as a bodyguard. Good. You have to listen to him when he says that, it only adds to the hilarity. Courier: No, ED-E, I don't want to hear your recordings of "human mating calls." Find out what your Vegas Name would be with our Vegas Name Generator. Generate your player name for FPS, RPG and strategy games. Veronica: Wow, I have not heard that one before. That's what we are. His responses if you do things detrimental to your efforts: Finding FISTO the Sexbot and pretty much everything about it. Cliff: Ki- killed her? Courier: But where do you get protein from? Mar 7, 2016 - Explore yjh ghj's board "fallout" on Pinterest. RPG Names! How bad could he be? You won't be able to read in the dark as well. Generate a name to play RPGs with. OBJECTIVE: Talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses. Why would you do something like that? Even better, everyone dies regardless of your actions, so you can just stand there clueless until everything is over. Random Drunk: Hey man, could you spare some change? A couple of problem solvers. Courier: Imagining you in tight leather clothing makes me want to...uh...blow my top? Paladin: What do you have to say for yourself? Straus: Are you sure? Fallout New Vegas is Obsidian’s 2010 interpretation of the vast nuclear wasteland of the Fallout universe. Bot: [SUCCEEDED] Hello sir, please enjoy your stay. And here's the funny part -- my companion was. Oh my god, you're all cannibals! How did you do that? Courier: Nice helmet. as he's throwing a. Cass talking about how the NCR is suffering from over extension. NCR General Oliver: (threats about NCR returning to destroy New Vegas) The poor guy clearly has some issues when it comes to Dinky the Dinosaur figurines. I got a super rare, uh...Mojave snowglobe! And the note on Vance's gun speculating about the number of people he'd have killed...if he'd ever fired it. I sell implants. That's not aiding the enemy! Courier: That's not a problem. And the place had books and holotapes and clothing and hair gel so that people could move like him, dress like him, talk like him, BE like him. For details, please see the respective articles. ...I feel really bad right now. So to answer your question, they're a bunch of hypocritical jerkwads. EAT THE SMOOTHSKIN! Sean is present in the list, possibly added in a patch. They were not kidding. Comment 207. I don't know what "visions of truth" means. May 25, 2015 - Explore Daniel Burke's board "Alchestbreach" on Pinterest. Not to mention when 0 accuses him of plagiarizing from the Chinese--. 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